So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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