if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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