ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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