the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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