This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
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Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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