don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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