i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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