there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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