I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I'm jealous of your bromance
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
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he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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