He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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