You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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