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(423): View more from Tennessee

he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.

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(925): View more from California

I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.

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(310): View more from California

Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor

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(727): View more from Florida

Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.

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(563): View more from Iowa

dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes

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