you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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