you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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