I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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