Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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