god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
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Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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