i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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