I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
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That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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