She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
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I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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