I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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