do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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