physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
