"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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