I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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