Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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