I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
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The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
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you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet