no. you can't hotbox the world.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
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no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.