I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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