So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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