Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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