She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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