I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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