It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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