She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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