is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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