Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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