dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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