Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
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I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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