people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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