never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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