did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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