I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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