he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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