come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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