what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
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do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
It was confusing and full of hummus
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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