i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
It's never too late to be topless.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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