the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
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i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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