he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
time to smoke my breakfast
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Randomize
