How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
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