in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
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I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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