i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
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I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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