she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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