i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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