If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
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