just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
